wake up in the morning,
heard mom shouted beside me
"walao eh, 酱大只蚊子"
PIAK !
dunno dun care, keep on sleeping.
when i woke up?
HOLLY SHIT !
the mosquito de body like burst,
my whole wall got that mosquito de blood,
so sinister betul.
after wash up go down,
eat those 保健品 then drink 100 plus.
still sick~~~~~~
sit at sofa, read undang and open 100 plus.
zzzzzzzzz
the 100 plus burst out.
HELLO! i no shake dou leh....
unlucky betul,
my 5800 tio water.
but the seller was right,
memang water proof de.
wahahaha.
but the sofa wet wet liao,
undang book oso wet,
fast fast get into car before parents see it.
hehehehehehe.....
then pergi makan wan tun mee.
the aunty say, 不好意思啊,叉烧还没有到哦,可以换云吞吗?
once again, unlucky betul.
then go undang test lo.
the stupid place took me 2 hours to look for.
memang long story lai de, better dun write.
then test lar...
shit 41/50. 1 more marks can pass le.
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
totally unlucky lo,
i got 4 question in section c unsure,
i check those imba de after test all correct wo.
it says that section i wrong 5 questions.
zzzzzzzzzz.
speechless..........
then sms dad abt the bad news,
he no bird, i tot he dulan,
then mom called say his phone lost.
DENG !!!!!!!!!!
soon she pick me up and we go ta pau chicken rice.
then i order wrong again,
i wan 叉烧鸡,but order dou 烧肉鸡。
CLAPS for me....
then we go ts again.
dad to maxis take his number.
then straight buy a iphone.
this one i really claps.
got yeng dao..... but in the end he say he heard iphone going to release a new one liao,
then he cancel order and take the sim card only.
after that went adonis do facial,
GG, my face now 破相 liao.
too many dirty things in my cell,
they pinch here pinch there,
my blood come out black colour de. GG.
perhaps the spirulina works. (蓝藻)
nvm lah a few days later will recover de.
now wash face oso sakit.
the 美容师 taught me alot of things,
now a share with u all even some of u alr know.
1. go home must do cleansing first to wash ur 毛孔
2. then wash ur face with soap to wash the 表面
3. cleanse ur face when u wake up, come back from school and before sleep.
4. wash ur face after u cleanse.
helpful anot? try liao then i tell u.
btw the 美容师 memang lenglui sia,
then 吹水 very geng also,
apa-apa pun boleh cakap one.
then dunno she good ppl or clumsy lah,
gave me the wrong mask,
but the mask is even better than the one i bought in the package de.
LOLs. 赚到, u say i pay her back, she said no need.
baiklah, go home.
again, sucking those dirty gases.
seriously, i almost faint half way.
then saw 2 boys and a girl,
they look damn familliar.
i go ask them "have i seen u 3 before?"
they say "no".
then ask them a few question,
almost every question got negative feedback de.
weird huh?
thats all. still sicking.....
swallow 2 panadol and sleep lu.
Walao,因祸得福?
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