Lifeless

First and for most,
my blog is dying,
and more readers are dying too.
Sorry AGAIN to someones'

If you got angry or you're smiling
while reading the above sentences,
that means you know i'm talking to you liao.
Thanks for your support. ^^

yesterday reach during around 8pm.
stupid rain,
stupid JPJ,
stupid traffic jams.
LOLs.

After i reach home,
i switch on the plug,
pressed the on/off button on my CPU,
and went to dinner.

Rush here and there to buy the paint for todays class flag,
reach home at around 9.30,
cooked maggi mee,
finish at 10.

Went back my room,
sit in from of my desk,
shake my mouse to clear the screen saver,
OMG,
i havent even type my p/w to sign into windows.

Forget it,
just click the "shut down" at the bottom left corner.
(i'm still using XP.)
Sad..........

Sunday,
Axel asked,
Martin what's your hobby?

Shit i dont have one,
it seems like not a big deal,
but after the flying times
i suddenly realised,
i live for nothing. =.=

Just as i said it's not a big deal,
but the more i thought about it,
the more down a became.

I used to train tkd 24/7,
then after i got a bike i started cycling weekends,
then i first played yugioh,
i'm a fan till form 3.

Kinda thought abt it,
since form 4 i dont have a hobby or a life anymore.
Everyday sit in front of com,
waiting time to pass.

I'm not a big gamer or anything,
at least sitting in front of comp
is better than sleeping in my bed.

Although i have no direction surfing web,
i just wanna deplete my ATP,
until my body system send a positive feedback to tell me,
Master, you're tired. Go to bed.
I do as it says. =)

Ever since i became monitor
i have been doing many class projects,
now that i count the job list carefully,
i found that actually Jianlin did more jobs then LimShen.

Perhaps he's too busy for his society,
Jianlin seems lazy,
but he got very "penis" reasons to contribute to the class.
明天画班旗啊？Okla 我来，反正在家没有事做。

Tzy pretty much same lo,
今天画不完更好，我明天有理由留在学校。

Bigfoot finally showed his passion,
he always say wanna come wanna come,
but put aeroplane at the end one.
Today the present and contributed much too.

As for the others i also very thankful
to you all for sharing my duties,
although it's a public duty from the very start,
but i found out a always carrying the trouble alone one.
Not complaining =)

Ok back to myself.
July le,
her birthday is coming also,
still dunno wat to buy for her,
gagal betul.

Now she's so apart,
dunno how to ask her too.
Sedihnya......

2 more days,
sport day,
waited a very very very long time for it liao,
gonna pour my soul into it,
dun give up at all costs.

Must eat more banana these few days,
could prevent muscle cramps one.
LOLs. really de.

Tmr the boys come over for sleepover,
more like national service.
5am wake up,
7am reach stadium,
6pm go home,
10pm sleep.
LOLs.

Conclusion,
i need to find a hobby,
i need to find a way to pull the class together,
i need to find a ways to ask what she want,
i need to eat more bananas.

Bye.


Fin~

auto drive

Today first day drive auto.
LOLs. really easy alot.

Drove father go buy toto.
The side parking is actually harder than
parrallel parking. WTF.
=.=

Okie tmr school again,
must pack my emotion liao.
Gonna chiong lvling again,
real life lvling that is.

Homework haven do,
no worries.
"Martin where's ur workbook?"
"sorry o teacher, i forgot to bring."
"then tmr pass up la"
"=)"

happy school opening.
and happy doing homework.


Fin~

自我安慰

眼看假期就要过去了，
虽然现实确实如此。

功课，
说多不多，
说少真的少。

不过一个moral project，
就够你以少称多。

三国演义，
只读到一半。
时间很明显不够。

太迟买了，
若一个礼拜前买，
总共两个星期，
刚刚好读完。

钢笔更是烦人，
20gram都不到的东西，
我既然不能握久。

20分钟就必须放下，
几个小时或几天后再碰。

有人说啊，
难过的事情一觉起来就没事。
但怎么我每天睡了又醒，
醒了又睡，
它们都还在呢？


骗人！！！！


Fin~

Relaxed

Today went to TS with boon chun, ying chuan and jianlin.

Early in the morning jianlin act rich,
playing like very high class,
made me waited him for 45 mins.

So i return the favor by bluffing him to get into Cempaka station,
then i hide at a corner and shouted loudly,
SALLY!!!!!! HERE!!!!!!!
LOLs.

After that reached ts around 11.30am.
Boon Chun and Ying Chuan alr there.

Borders that lvl like got short circuit or something,
the cinema area was very smelly.
And the lights were all out too.

After that we struggled for deciding where and what to do.
I wanna watch toy story 3 but too bad,
the seats were not satisfying.

So we watched Prince Of Persia instead.

For some reason outside the Chicken Rice Shop,
hundreds of ppl were lining up,
the line was length 5 stores long including the restaurant itself.

It seems that they were giving free lunch,
plus a recycle bag too. LOLs.

The movie starts at 2.10 so we went Neway.
The waiter sucks.
Seriously lame service.

I was trying to toast my bread,
suddenly he came and say,
"等一下，不要放先"

He was calling his senior while walking towards me too.
I spotted a piece of bread got stuck inside it.

then he complain to his senior,
"那边都写不要放了，
那些sohai还放"

Seriously there was no sign or prohibition,
not at all. The uncle next to me also asked abt the situation.
I'm not mad at all.

I'm totally stunned by his words.
"sohai" it that was u suppose to murmur in front of ur customers?
It was totally a disgrace to your company dude,
not me.

Perhaps you can try considering a new job,
when u see me making this tiny issue big.
I'm not that kind of pure polite person,
but you lack the knowledge of a waiter speaking to his customers.

I can say u don't fit to be a waiter at all.
From the moment i heard the particuler word,
I had removed the image of you as a waiter,
your just another pest,
another eyesore to consumers.

Anyways, just as i said,
i didn't had any hard feelings,
because it doesnt worth it.

After that we went for the movie.
Dastan was handsome i must admit.
His muscles is what i desire more. LOLs.

BoonChun said Tamina looked like angelina jolie,
okoklo. But her say of talking too princessish,
kinda ruin the way of talking of a beauty. LOLs.

After movie,
4 of us went gasoline to share our hearts,
i brb bangsai midway. LOLs.

Before that i bumped into Headmaster Yap,
he was shopping for working clothes,
LOLs.

I asked abt his family,
he said they went travelling overseas,
poor guy. Haha. Wish he had a good day too.
One man show.

Not bad la,
we should have more this kind of conference,
really can dig out alot of gossips u couldn't share in school.

3xin,
many had changed since 2008.
I wont say i'm the same person,
but i hasn't fall into the "dark side".
Well at least not yet,
not like i'm hoping so.

For pics i think Jianlin's blog got alot,
the link is beside at the right,
last post typed too much.

Must "summarise" abit.
that's all for today.


Fin~

Time Crisis

GG lo,
my 3 kingdom cannot finish in time liao.

Tmr TS3 leh,
dunno the baby wan go watch anot,
no call me back.
Haiz........

Today very tired lo,
perhaps ytd played too much.
This morning the afternoon sunlight,
stroke my pipi liao dunwan wake up.

Dad dulan shout till i wake. LOLs.
Because he was starving wanna go brunch le.

Till now wat homeworks also havent do.
Tmr cannot maple liao.
LOLs. If not go back scold teachers face black black.

Nth much happened today.
Bye bye.


Fin~

True Life

Stupid air-cond,
it is the Nth day alr,
still dripping.
Point? today 6.13 caught up again. =.=

So in the end i sleep even later,
alarm sounded at 7am,
dun care keep digging into my pillow.

Ok 8am,
finally willing to wake up,
call choon wai,
‘肥老’醒了没有？
刚刚睡着
文森(sam) 到了吗？
没有哦。
不是讲好八点的咩？
不懂哦。。。。
将要醒了没有？
okla,我去换衣。

Unfortunately,
i went back to sleep. LOLs.
then Sam called at 8.16am.
鸿，ei?醒了我不错啊。
作么？你们到了啊？
是啦，只有你跟俊伟(cw aka 肥伟 or wateva)没有到
o..ok....

But CW very fit one,
we all call him fat call shuang de. LOLs.

I reach the basketball court at around 9am.
1 hour late. GG.
played till half,
Jof came.

Then we split,
3v3.
Ash, SheeYao (SY) & Sam vs Martin, CW & Jof.

CW sohai again,
suggest wat idiotic tactics,
i stand at Ash's right,
me at Ash's left.

Keep passing ball,
Ash stunned while being trap between us.

Then i suggest triangle stragegy,
i pass to CW,
CW pass to Jof,
Jof pass to me,
i shoot. LOLs.

The other 3 keep laughing only.
Jof didn't come up with many strategies,
but his tore pants is a big joke liao.
LOLs........

Afterthat went to restaurant 19.
CW favourite bra girl didn't showed up.
LOLs. Dun kill me for this pls. =)

6 boys talking crap there,
then Ash leave first,
need to go home wash clothes.
We have much in common. LOLs.

After that,
Sam and SheeYao went to CW's house to bath,
Jof and me back our own house.

I called dad on the way,
he say he coming back to fetch me to TS,
so i didnt take LRT with Sam and SY.

Dad was late,
so i reach TS around 1pm.
Actual time 12pm. LOLs.
1 hour late again. =.=
Gagal betul.....

everyone was there,
was 5 years no meet,
everyone grown up liao.

KoonYee, WanChing, Claire, YiLing & WanChyi was there,
along with Ash, Sam and SY.
Ash live near TS only. Hehehe....
9 ppl, waiting for CheeHow.

Morning he went basketball also,
but when we go yamcha,
he LanSi dunwan bird us,
playing with his school's team.

I bushuang, so justnow dunwan write him. =p

Where's CW?
His mom showed him pattern liao,
he Guai Guai follow his mom go shopping.
LOLs........

Finally CH came,
we were headaching for wat to do.
I wan Persia......
Some watched,
most of them wan Lok ball so we go lo.

Then WC ask,
又讲Tok Bo 的?
o... 我们Lok中有Tok.
=.=

Really ma,
AmpangBowl inside got snooker de....
dun believe suan.

Ok,
now the gross part.
10ppl,
7games,
7 Shoes,
1 socks. Ewwww~

5girls share a pair of stinky socks,
OMG............
Ash perform his bowling post,
got 0 from 1st till 7th.
8th turn he kena 8 pin. LOLs.
Whole game only 8 points.

His post was too gay,
the girls laughed to dead.
Then he made a 零分俱乐部。
More and more ppl join him.

When sam was abt to throw,
i told him,
还没交会费快点退出！！！！
then he didnt get zero liao. LOLs.

Ok finish bowling,
lame score.
My standard really drop liao,
100 pun tak ada. Haiz.....

Went to food and tea,
SY and CH headaching abt thier wallet.
SY won bowling,
so he suddenly become gathering's treasurer.... LOLs.
He must belanja,
But in the end he didnt. Gagal betul....

Sam solo something very sohai,
he got take sugar from the pot,
and pour into the pepper holder.
I speechless.....
Nvr see so sohai de ppl b4.

CH alr despo,
he ordered a meal same price as mine,
SY still flipping through the menu,
i really really really hungry liao.
I was the one taking orders.

I filled in column 1 and 2.
Suddenly saw column 3. "remarks"
wat i wrote?
refer to below.



LOLs.

i dun dare give to the waitress,
so i ask CH give.

The waitress smiled,
then she pass to the counter boy,
the counter boy laughed.
and look at our table.
we all laughed. LOLs.

Ok CH's food serve first,
he ordered black pepper pork chop with rice.
WTF.........
just a bowl of rice with a piece of chicken on top,
spreaded with black pepper sause,
plus 3 brocolli stalks.

I ask him,
this how much?
he say same as urs la.

Ohyea,
while we were flipping the menu,
he spotted a drink,
健康柠檬茶.RM4.50
Then he scolded,
walaoA, 酱都要4.50啊？
改天我去买柠檬茶前面加一个“健康”
就可以卖多两块了，几好赚。。。

Then my food came.
I ordered 奶油鸡球饭。
Ok, similar to the photo but the sauce too pale.
same food deco as CH,
added brocolli,
but mine has 3 stalks only. T.T

Ok here i go....
Shyt....... the 奶油 no 奶油味 one,
its totally the same taste as muchroom soup,
nor wonder so pale. Rm9.60 flew....

While we were sohai-ing tgt,
i suddenly realise i forgot to order drinks. LOLs.
Forget it, the meal wasn't satisfying also.

X2Jia mark my words. DUN GO FOOD N TEA TS, EVER!!!!

While we were eating,
CW called,
he ask where am I,
i say food n tea, you?
low yat i'm coming, wait me.
LOLs.

His mom went shopping at lowyat dunno for wat...
he just bought a new handphone also,
maybe his mom wanna change too. ????

Ok he joined us.
Sharon called also.
She say she couldn't come.

It was 3.30pm,
she told me her RedBox end at 2pm,
and she say she have tuition at 2pm,
3.30pm baru mau balik?
Very big lie hor ？？？？？

After that went to Tik Tik Cheong.
Play a gun shot landmine,
landmine shot can,
can shot into hole score points game.
Not bad.

Then played air hockey,
hehe double kill CW.
Then go play Daytona USA,
my driving lesson really pays off.

N years ago,
4 buddies go play,
i always get the last.
Today sapu till 1st place. Got shuang dao.

Then KoonYee say wanna play dunk machine,
i go play with her.
we 1v1，but got many ppl ks on the way.

She play till lvl3 say sienz.....
I lvl1 also no pass. GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
47 score only. damn sad.

Now window shopping,
boys sitting at the benches,
while waiting girls to shop.

Me and CW go sohai again.
We barge into the fashion shop,
then i keep trying dresses on CW,
he very corporative say,
我要那个底胸的。LOLs.

Then CW and Ash defined "window shopping"
They stand at one side of the shopping complex,
then spying the merchandise at the opposite shop.
The distance was abt 3-4M. LOLs.

CW suddenly spotted a little girl drinking milk,
lying on the bench with both her legs open,
then he say,
文(sam),你最喜欢的pose.
we all laughed.

Ash was standing facing the little girls leg,
but i hope he didnt saw anything la,
then we all shaked our heads and say,
志华想不到你是酱的人。。。。
we all laughed again. LOLs.

Now we nothing to do liao.
So go back to starting point,
LVL10 food court.

Go the buy invinsible drinks,
and chat for 1hour plus.
We called EuJin.

He didnt come because his mom banned him from going out until SPM over.
LOLs. happy lo......
we called and tease him.

But his line too noob,
keep saying he can hear wat i'm saying.
Dulan, i hang up.

Then he call back,
now everyone waste his phone money,
i think till now he still dunno our real intention.
LOLs.

Everyone keep delaying the conversation,
i think got at least 30mins lo.
He digi, I maxis,
the bill nice lo. $$$$$$$

Then suddenly saw a lenglui passed by,
Pei Wern lai de.
I stared at her a very long time,
she also looking at me.

She like very blur jiang,
i despo liao,
so i raise my hand and wave,
just the 8secs,
she was going down the escalator.

Suddenly think sia,
ytd go her blog,
her blog no more,
and lost contact with her also,
cause she switched school.

So i rush down and talk to her.
Too bad she was in a hurry,
KhaiLing was there too.
They both watch liao Persia somemore.

Haiz. So i go her phone number then head back to my frens liao.
The gang was planning something special.....
Heheheheheh......
Cannot tell first.

Hope my parents let me drive that time la,
then very shuang liao.

Next time must go gathering again,
the girls so aggresive now June only,
they alr planning August outing liao. LOLs.
Haha.... good thing also......


Fin~

Solving daily problems

finally found real cause to my breathing failure,
its not i'm lack of sleep,
it's the area around my comp lack of oxygen.

Because i camp most the time in my room,
turning on the air-cond will be a waste of money,
and my from will transform into a freezer.

I think many of u do the same,
except JianLin,
he always complain his room cold like ice box in game,
during night time. LOLs.

For those who came to my house b4,
i must tell u my furniture layout changed.

Now my wall fan can't oscilate liao,
can only blow on direction,
which is towards my bed.

My working station is next to my bed,
so the fan nvr blow there.

According to bernoulli's principle,
the air speed towards my bed is too high,
causing the air pressure at the side of my workstation,
higher than the pressure at my bed.

As a result,
oxygen atoms are suqeeze out of the workstation area,
towards the bed section.

Afterthat,
they are blow out the room by the fan,
through the door at the left of my bed.

Therefore,
my workstation area,
is lack of oxygen.

Today opened the door whole afternoon,
now i can breath more smoothly le.

Althought still have problems in breathing,
but at least my heart won't pain anymore.
LOLs.

I wanna thank Bernoulli and all physics teacher.....
thank you all.

Hope u all have a nice time watching FIFA like my dad.
LOLs. Bye all~~~


Fin~

insomia booster

today whole night cant sleep.
Roll in bed long time,then 2.30am got up.
GG.

After that 5am woke up again.
Slp dou sienz jor,
Get up play maple.

Used old clothe stuff the door edge,
Dun let parents see light,
LOLs.

11am dad came back bring me and sis to breakfast.
After breakfast,
My heart started to pain.

Today i fold clothes
Keep and dry clothes damn fast,
Dunno why.

I do anything fasterthan usual,
Macam got booster liao,
Perhaps this reason my heart pain,
Till now still pain sadnya.

My clothes ironing skill got improvement liao,
Hehe..... Got abit shuang dao.

Mom finally take out the DELL brocher liao,
Ask me hoose comp,
But honestly,
Idk how to choose......
LOLs.

Gonna consult SkyChin liao.
Dunwan make the wrong choice.

Tmr parents wan me drive them to breakfast,
But i still dun have the 'P' sticker.....
So cant...... =.=

GG leh, really hard to breath now,
The whole air system not smooth,
Pls bless i can long live.
I dun wanna die like this.
LOLs.....

Perhaps i think too much,
Anyways wish everyone 身体健康。


Fin~

untitled

nth much happendd today.

My P license arrived le,
The centre forgot to call me only.
Just now i called and confirm le.
Sat or tmr go take.
Hehehehehe......

Just now when going lunch,
Saw a red colour saga so nice,
Gold wheels too.

Compare to mine,
Mine lapsap alot.
Gonna buy CRV when i'm working,
Mom's dream car too. LOLs.

I think thats all.
Bye bye, enjoy the remaining holidays.


Fin~

harvest

wtf, just now wear my undies look into the mirror my body memang in shape liao.

Not the i dun like,
Its the just those old folks say de
一分耕耘，一分收获
Memang got point de wo.

3 days seminar,
I went two days only,
Everyday 8am to 4pm.
The time even yi zhang the training maniac admit
Long dou kisiao,
But we all manage to survive till the end.
Claps first.

But now the aftermath is,
My shoulders pain,
Leg pain,
Stomachache.

Paiseh,
Blogging in toilet at te moment,
Feel like constipation.

Sweat too much,
Stomach no H2O liao,
The feaces very hard to move.

Just as i said,
Leg pain,
I 蹲下 Also got delay de.

Now aven get up,
But i assume i get up also got delay de la.
The whole motion not smooth liao.
Haiz...... Defeacation also so lapsap.

Sports day,
Macam very grand jiang,
I found those socoety presidents having conferece all tgt,
Very strict the atmosphere,
Got yeng dou.

Tmr need to continue morning jog.
Boss, wednesdsy liao leh,
P license havent reach my hands,
Abit disappointed in malaysia.

*Shake head


Fin~

LRT- Lousy Reporting Transit

long time no post liao.
Sry ar mom and x2jia.
Dun scold me liao.

This few days many good berita sia,
Especially last thursday.

Went to driving test,
Pass jor this week waiting for P license.

After i pass jor very happy wo,
So sing along liao,
Sing 不能说的秘密
Kinda forget lyrics liao, sienz,
So i turn on radio in phone.

2mins later,
MYFM played it. LOLs.
Lucky.

That day was also my parents wedding anniversary,
My aunt's bday also. LOLs.

This saturday go liao johor.
Cousin wedding,
Wasai, big boy liao leh.

When i primary school,
He uni somemmore like to come my house watch football with dad.

Then many years ago come my house camp,
Teach me play chinese chess,
Although i suck till now.
But the winner always belanja eat MatKol.
LOLs.

Ok, today tkd training,
Act not very tiring only la,
Dunno u all scare wat.

Went back home with ying wei.
The ticket usher charged rm1 for the ride to titiwangsa,
LOLs. I wear 千人行T shirt also dun count as student wo. GG.

We both sohais missed the station. Seifo.
So we use titiwangsa de ticket go to chowkit.
LOLs. Then take monorial to hang tuah,
After that exchange lrt.

Ok main story starts here.

Just when we are about to arrive Chan Sow Lin,
The speaker announced,
'stesen berikutnya Chan Sow Lin,
Untuk ke aliran Ampang,
Sila guna platform B.'

We both stun,
We were sure we are in Ampang train when we get on.

Then ying wei ask 你信广播，还是信路牌
I say '不要礼它啦，错了再换'

Then 4 tar college de come in,
got one very lenglui sia. LOLs.

They say wanna go Cempaka,
Same station as me.
Then i say follow me.

The speaker suddenly announce
'stesen berikutnya, cheras'

Diu liao...........

More diao de is,
Now the other passengers only freak out.
LOLs, they dreaming during the previous announcement.

But after ying wei and i observe around,
We are on the right track,
The announcing system malfunction liao.

One of the Tarc's asked,
我们上错车啊？
没有啦，他报告错了。
哇，服务真好。

Now i ask them,
你们新加坡来的啊？
They stunned.
哦，不是。
将你们是哪里人？
巴生来的。。。。

Hello we sama Malaysian then Malaysia de public transport u know very well liao lo.
Zzzz. Still act like very new jiang......

Now super tired,
Game also no mood play liao.
If got many words wrong then paiseh,
I blogging with phone.

Finally know how to blog with phone liao.
LOLs......


Fin~

Lasap Betul

Today Unfortunately get back my BM test paper liao,
should be too fren with Wai Hong,
We both SHs' got 32.
But "fortunately" i got another 0.5

Encik, out of 100 leh,
wat shit results is this?

Ok enough result,
dunwan say liao.

Say back the process,
next time dun ever ever buy Brand's Essense Of Chicken,
Drink liao got opposite effect one.

Calculus havent get back,
but i careless dou 16marks straight gifted to teacher.
And yet he say he marks 11 paper, 4 fail, 3 90 abv.

Deng........

Long time no blog le,
sure many ppl bu shuang liao,
had been mapling too long.

Pls forgive me,
every year this season is Maple Spree,
trust me after july or august i langsung wun touch,
until next year's today.

The Feng Shui changes very fast one,
sry ar readers.

Now not lapsap de things liao.

Just now went to Nth driving class.
The teacher praise me from the start.
Langsung no scold,
even he give advise also very humble liao.

Finally acknowledge me. LOLs.
This Thursday u guys can start booking,
restaurants to eat Fa Lam Bou liao.

Better dun blow too big first,
later fail again kena chair althought not very possible to fail.
Anyways stick to my parents advice,
set a checklist in ur mind,
not stuff ur big brain with "what to do after i got my license".

Gonna go surf web liao.
Tmr assembly,
Can dun mou?
I hope i stomache for 30mins,
can camp in toilet,
no nid kena cut hair. LOLs.

Oi 3xin,
this friday ar,
不醉不归。LOLs.


Fin~