MIB

First my title meant Martin Is Back,
not Man In Black. That's for William.
sry Man *Is Black. LOLs.
Bioaz.....

Wow....
2 weeks of no computer.

Damn lucky.
Why?
I have 5800 the semi computer.
My fb, msn, videos all come from it since then.
As well as games too. =)

This mid year exam,
conclusion : careless and impatient........

Langsung no mood to study.
Didnt even touched Longman.
Cant buy some of them,
Popular can gulung tikar liao.

Maybe i prepared too early,
in the end see books also sienz,
then stupid Brands Essence of Chicken,
wat a waste of money.

Nvr been so careless in exams b4.

everything failed like hell......
The calculus......... i speechless. can get 80 abv de,
my carelessness...... 16 marks straight fly aways first.

question says 1.5%,
i saw 15%. Screw myself.
differentiate Z^2.
in the end my Z dissappear.
Screw myself, AGAIN.

Modern Maths,
first paper didnt pass up,
question 1 and 2 all together 25 marks.
Straight no A liao. Claps......

Chemistry,
the objective paper trapful,
stupid heat of reaction,
i even shouted out loud,
heat of product - heat of reactants,
still can bring wrong values,
another innocent mark flew away.

Moral....
Same as last year.... but got improvement,
definisi alr memorised
like it has been sculpt in my brain walls,
but Nilai wrong,
defisini just skip through while marking.
Shit........

Sejarah essay.....
first day of test,
the mood haven come.
10 marks per question,
write until 6 points,
impatient liao. Skip.....
Do next question.

Cool leh.....
Not that idk,
just that i write till bored.
It's like the marks are not important.
In the end still can sleep dun wan continue do. =)

I dun admit my BM is bad,
and i dun have the confidence to say i'm good either.
But 32 out of 100? Rubbish !

Why?
Karangan leave one line deduct one marks.
I write damn long somemore, syoknya.

Ytd went to Redbox.
meet two idiotic receptionist.
Say cant wear uniform in,
like hell i dunno ?!.

We requested to change inside thier toilet,
they dun allow. =.=
went to ground floor.
Stupit toilet got PREMIUM one.
RM1.00 per entry.

Axel got pissed,
so we all go 1st floor.
RM0.50 per entry.
only half the price which is 50 cents.
need to run so high up......
Speechless.

In K room,
dunno wat the boys got into.
I next year wan to go Astro Talent Quest de leh,
not 乐龄歌艺大赛.....
榕树下 also can sing.......
Beh tahan.......

But at least zhongyan sing old song rocks. =)
Axel the "talking skill" got improvement also.
we 三年二班 again.

Talk abt tzy,
his Fei Yu Qing part 千里之外，
macam listening live. 98% similar.
Claps but limited to the first line in chorus only.
Hehe.....

Benjamin was pretty much paying money to hear us sing.
If i dun insist,
i believe he wun even hold the mic for once.
At least he's not those shy shy de lapsap kind,
he sing to himself quite alot.

Hang Sheng memang went back home sleep....
Claps.....
Since I went back home and bored plus decay after exam during junior 3,
i swear to myself nvr go home straight at the last day of exam.
EVER !!!!

After sing k,
the group divided into 3,
bowling, movie and go-home three sub-groups.

Anpang Superbowl memang boleh,
even now noob primary schools using XP liao,
thier system still windows 95. Slaps......

I last on the last lane - 48.
The middle lanes all occupied by dunno wat MULIA association,
for a noobish competition.

Benjamin throw the ball 3 times,
all 3 times the computer didnt detect.
I called for service,
they restart my lane's computer.
number 1-43 all restart.

Happy leh,
their screen at least got the "system corrupt" alert,
what my screen have?
"NO SIGNAL" and behind it is a black blank background.

Afterbowl we are directionless,
went to McD, crowded,
went to Old Town,
the waiter found a place for us and say wait,
so we wait.
A red t-shirted fat guys took the table.

The waiter act didnt saw us b4,
didnt say a words and walked by....
What excellent service.
FINE.... went back to McD.

The gang left me alone.
They all went home.
I finish the fries alone.

Suddenly MengFai came back,
he said his dad havent finish meeting,
so we go in the bowling center for pool.

MengFai memang well trained de wo,
next time can go Mutiara PK snooker liao.
LOLs.

Now i can conclude liao,
i switch sector from Wang LeeHom to Eason liao.
LOLs...... Eason de song is more challenging.
I love 佗飞轮 and 葡萄成熟时。
忠孝东路走九遍 also nice. Gonna train on it.

Tmr the gang go 1U buffet,
i cant go. Mom dun let.
She wan i stay home clean the house.
Dad approve my leave,
but even I say 1U very far,
wat the answer?
Take bus la....

Assume the distance between my house and TS is zero,
William took 2 hours to go home ytd by bus.
He live near 1U, walk to 1U 5 mins nia.
I dunwan to be the second victim.
Rather stay home.....

Wesak day leh,
no ppl wan go parade with me,
Hang say he might come,
just now he sms-ed me he not free liao,
gonna fix his phone.

I like this kind of person,
responsible, he rmb wat he promised,
and inform me that he cant come in the end.
Anyway it was cancelled. Haiz.......

But just now saw x2Jia de blog,
wrote smth abt Brick Fields,
hehehehe..... Buddhist temple ar?
If yes then go tgt lo.

Maplestory Evan out liao,
gonna be mapling again.
Every year between june and july is mapling season.

At least for me.
The events are most packed,
other periods of play are just pure waste of time.
LOLs..... sound like very mature liao....

Trail coming ar....... August ar.......
dun fail liao lo.....
Haiz.......
NVM look foward.........

=) blink****** blink*******


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Low-profile Mother's Day

Early in the morning,
mom woke me up.

She cooked breakfast.
GG, not we children cook.

She say nvm la,
because we always eat outside,
so mother's day she wanna show her motherly love,
and cook breakfast for us instead.

After that,
parent's went out.
GG, langsung no celebrate dou.

I finally sleep in the afternoon,
first time in the year of 2010.
Why?
I always think afternoon naps are a waste of time.

Just when i woke up,
mom called.
Asked me and sis to keep the clothes.

LOLs...... average betul,
so we good hearted children decided,
to hang up the clothes and fold them,
instead of just stacking them aside.

Night,
parent's back.
Normally got eat steak one,
mom say my homework haven finish,
went to Tsim Dung instead.

GG......... We ate hong kong char chan teng food,
and an extra french toast only.
Dad ordered another red bean milk shake,
it's like he's celebrating father's day. LOLs.
But at least he share with mom lah. Haha.

Nth liao. Now back home,
gonna do keratan majalah.
Tmr calculus test.
Zi Tie at school, cant do shu fa.

It's just another day.
Normally wanna drive mom out play today de,
unfortunately, driving test failed.
Gagal betul.......

Nvm la, next time father's day change to parent's day.
Re-celebrate mother's day.
Haha. Hope i wun fail driving test on June 3th again.


Fin~

Accidents Happen

Today went to Chess competition after school.
Really learnt alot of thing.

1st matvh vs a form one kid.
I see him very nervouse jiang,
but i showed no mercy,
i played with him cold hearted.

Me, the Knightman, use my Knight
to fork his rook and king at the same time,
his rook was destined to die.

Then his next move he didnt realise my knight
was covered which a bishop far away.
He used his second rook to pwned my knight.
within 0.5 seconds he took back the pieces after releasing them.

His acted innocent face,
manage to trigger my good heart,
so i let him do so. because there's a thing called Touch Move,
once u touch a particular piece u must move that piece.

So in the end i push until he left 3 pawns and a knight.
But i still loose the game.
Then many ppl started praising me.
They say i very geng can force the kid to the edge.

After the match i only realise he was school team's top 3.
GG, shouldn't let him take back,
but as a 君子 i decided to shut up,
i dunwan to be a sore looser,
i wan to be a 有礼让精神的君子。

Second match memang zadao.
My opponent too scare liao,
nvr appear in front of me.

15mins later he counted as disqualified.
I own 2 points for no reason.

As a 珍惜时间的君子,
i played with Hang.

4 matches,
2 win, 1 loose, 1 draw.

As I said, me the knightman,
keep forking him with my knight,
Hang play dou dulan. LOLs.

Third match now this is the real thing.
For some reason i started to Fat Gai Mang.

the the pic below.
i lost so many pieces liao. in the end i 1 move checkmate him.
GG.

I got two knights, one at e2.
i move to d4. his bishop at somewhere pwned it.
my queen at e1 move to G4 check plus fork him.
he block with bishop e7.
I pwn the other bishop i was forking then aim his rook at the corner.
for some reason he didnt notice, and moved his pawn G6.
my queen pwn his rook, then checkmate. LOLs.

4th match. Most sohai one.
Me vs Da Chuan. LOLs.
U hear the characters u alr know this match will be a sohai match.



The Well-knowned Black Jeans.

At first we shake hand with right hand,
then left hand, then high 5. LOLs.
Ok start.


Da Chuan keep repeating abt 体育精神,
so i follow his moto.
I show no mercy too. =)

Once again, 3rd time liao, me the Knightman,
forked his queen and rook with bishop as supporter.
he moved his queen, i pwn the rook.

Now he fat gai mang liao.
He move his queen again,
i pwned the Knight next to the rook i pwned before.

He laugh. LOLs.
I also laugh. He langsung didnt see dou.
But that time he very nervous liao.
he said 我看到我酱子就少两粒，我都绝望了。
GG!!!!!!

ZhenYan came to see us,
he said Wah Da Chuan....
aiyo, 我没有想到鸿毅会酱狼。
GG..... say like i play dou very unfriendly jiang.

so the match continues.
his queen pwned my pawn at C2,
i felt weird why he do so.

I noticed he wasn't aim any of my pieces,
so i moved my queen to align with his king to check him,
by moving my own knight in the way in the next move. (refer to the pic)

Then sekali he move his queen do D1,
and said checkmate. GG !!!!

I langsung fell into his trap.
We both sohais laughed for 5 minutes.
The organisers also cant stop us. GG !!!!!

Last match i free ppl pieces to checkmate them,
now DC free pieces to me to checkmate me.
GG. I die in my own medicine.

Macam that who who who die by 五马分尸 which himself invented。
LOLs. actually DC nervous because was looking super clearly,
and keep noticing the whole board whether his checkmate plan will work.

I alr pwn dou him shuang shuang 2 pawns, 1 rook, 1 knight,
he also scare dou jue wang liao he own 2 pawns only. (see pic),
suddenly his checkmate plan worked out.

We laughed like hiennas. LOLs.

It was really a nice match.
All 3 matches waas nice too.
Other than the chicken which ran away in my second match.

If next year got chess competition sure partcipate again.
LOLs. Da Chuan. Good game !!!!! hou !!!!


fin~

Malay-sia BOLEH !

As you are aware,
i went to driving test today.

Early in the morning went to Stenven's Corner for breakfast,
because it is near the assembly point.

I orders a teh tarik,
and a roti telur.

The Teh tarik is served i was trying to fix my phone's memory card,
which spoiled yesterday AGAIN !.

Ok the roti telur served,
i cut it into pieces,
the bus came.
Shit.....

I only manage to finish half,
and my teh tarik only drank 1/5.
Totally wasted.

Meet an old classmate at the driving school.
She failed once liao, this is her second time.

So my test starts,
i was on number 9.
each batch have 6 candidates,
so i'm in the second batch.

The stupid malay girl came back,
her car didnt parked properly nvm,
i'm trained so i can control.

The first thing is to do the slope,
ur front wheeles must landed exactly in the yellow line,
on the top of the hill.

As i said the car wasnt park properly,
i need to look outside the right mirror
to check on my wheels,
plus use my common sense to move my car to the center.

Suddenly i feel the car was abit weird,
perhaps i'm used to the 5522
which i used to trained with in stead of this new car.

Fine i'm on the top,
i double checked and raise my hand to show i'm done.

The XXXXing examiner came out from his seat,
SHIT now i'm really really really nervous.
If anything happens damn u malay zabo.

Ok the examiner say clear.
Now is balancing.

First u go 1st gear,
second, accelerate until the lvl 3 or abv,
3rd, slowly release ur clutch,
4th when u car is shaking then release the hand brakes and move on.

I was damn nervous,
i forgot to do step 2 then i fell back the hill.

Shit, Gagal.
The assistant examiner came in,
tell me i fail liao.
Then scolded me for turning the aircond on.

Shit you zabokia !
Really hot izzit dun wear tudung la. XXX !
Nor wonder my car no power when going up,
not to mention i cant do balancing well.
If u didnt release ur cluth well,
a LVL5 engine power guarantee u can move across the hill,
but very noisy only. So wat? Noisy engine can still pass.

I step on the accelerator until 3 liao which is standard power,
the engine still silent.
Really thanks to you. Claps.
Bumiputera boleh !!!!

Back to talk to the 2 frens i met up with.
They tried to cheer me up,
how can i possibly be fine?
when u feel so helpless that there are no second chances given,
only a second examination fees awaits,
u wun be satisfied !

They say dun worry,
you still got On-The-Road.
They tried to scare me,
u no rasuah ar? then u be careful lo.
GG !!!!!!!!!

Ok On-The-Road session.
i drive out the centre savely,
and i ask,
erm nak guna jalan mana? 1,2 atau 3?
tak tau o, kamu suka la. (shit.... you dun have a direction in mind?)
har?!
erm ikut kereta di hadapan tu.
ok. (u change memang fast ar.)
biasanya jalan mana yang pendek?
kalau mau jalan pendek ialah jalan 3 la.
ok pergi jalan 3 la.
jalan 1 and 2 memang sama punya.

On the way he keep asking me to accelerate.
I dunwan i wan kept constant at 50, because 60 is the limit.

Then there was a section which u need to slow down ur car,
max 30km/h, because there's a school.
And he keep asking me to drive faster also.
I know i no rasuah u wan play me izzit? i dun ar u blow ar?

Ei pandu cepat sikit la.
Tak boleh la, sini sekolah 30km/h sahaja.
Saya tau. Tak apa, jalan lah.
tak boleh la. (no bird him, i kept at 30km/h)
PUI ! i 31km/h then wat?
turun ! saya pandu balik?! In Ur Dreams !!!!!

On the road he keep stomping his keep,
like a 3years old begging for candy,
at first i tot he was giving signs,
in the end he was just stomping for fun.
ZZZZZZ.

Ok On-The-Road passed.
Honestly i rather fail.
why?
u still need to take another day to go for the test,
u test 2 sessions and 1 session also RM150.
Why work so hard when u are forced to come again?

JPJ boleh. Schedule my centre for exams only once per forthnight,
May 20th mid year exam,
Jun 3rd liao lo. CLAPS !!!!!
Malaysia BOLEH !!!!!
MEMANG BOLEH !!!!!
pls dun sure me i takda duit. quote Namewee.


Fin~

before driving test

finally the day is here,
my once in a life time driving test.

Just now consult Jenny abt the procedures on taking lift,
now i can go the test without hesitation liao.

Memang must pass the test,
la time tio alot of marks deducted during the pre-exam.
this time cannot loose too much mark liao.

Hope i can don well in the slope,
others :parking, 3-point turn, and on the road i boleh one.

Go Martin !!!!

Martin Express is coming soon.
Very soon !!!


fin~

Darn

stupid class flag,
need to redesign,
now baru finish.

suddenly think version one is better.
WTF.

whole night wasted.

normally thought can study sejarah,
normally thought can sleep early.
ARGH !

11.30 liao.
nite nite everyone.


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Ah Beng Ah Lian Day

today roll played Ah Beng (MYFM one) in class.
these are the following characters involved.

Ah Beng - Martin
Ah Lian - Wendy
Ah Boon - Big Foot
Yu Fa - Jennie
Wai Gong Gong - Martin

Tmr going to put more characters in,
although its annoying to others,
no care la still continue. Hehe.

Today wrote malay essay,
suddenly realise my malay writing skills still got hope,
perhaps next time i blog in malay.

Director Zheng also gave me back my chinese essay,
i can see there is improvement,
because i have been blogging with chinese quite alot.

As for my english,
haiz...... decrease with the increament of time.
My english writing skills is directly proportional to time,
with a negative gradient.

Nvm la,
they will be back when the time is right.

Tmr must drink alot of water,
talk with Ah Beng's tone isnt easy.
Memang will sore throat de.

Falling in love with Eason's song liao.
I love When the Grapes Ripe,
second, 700 hundred years later,
third, Perhaps Heart Got Guilty,
4th, The Best Worst Friend,
5th, Infinite wellness of Dawn,
6th, Under Mount Fuji.

Hehehe...... Next year go astro Talent quest sing
When The Grapes Ripe and
700 Hundred Years Later.
Muahahhaahahahahaha.......


fin~

Busy man, Busy days

Mid year exam is at the corner,
a responsible student who hope to get a new lappy,
after getting good grades like me,
planned to start doing revision.

I work on my schedule,
but i just can make time for it.

1 week, start counting from monday,
i brought back sejarah form 4 to study,
till now haven touch even a page.

Why?
Busy man, busy days.

homework,homework,homework,
not to mention society.
I have been slacking alot since my twisted leg,
imagine when i'm back on track,
the days will be busier.

Morning spam homework till now i'm still doing,
its not the abt the number of homeworks per day,
its abt the number of homeworks per week that counts.

Everyday no time, no time, no time,
reach home too late, driving classes 2 hours flew away,
peka need to copy, etc.

When ur seriously being a out-date student,
instead of a trendy one which doesnt do homework
and study one day before exams,
u will find that 24hours a day really really isnt enough.

My GYM plan,
2 months liao,
the thumbbell place there didnt touch at all,
if its not made by stainless steel,
it should be rusting now.

Just now went to facial and had a meal and T-bowl,
ei X2Jia, the food nice sia leh.
I like the oreo ice-blended,
i will love it if less cream.

It has a special side-order everyday,
next time when i can drive,
go there yamcha everyday. LOLs.
Too bad i'm busy, cant do so.

To all busy men out there,
pls beg together for time,
god only take care of strong wishes,
we must unite our desire.

It's hard being me.....
The busy me..... ^^


Fin~

Moving On

Yesterday TKD grading test,
Once again be examition instructor.

This time abit fail,
gave wrong commands,
last time totally perfect.

Watching those juniors test memang feel proud,
especially those white belts de,
love u all. Muacks !

The Su Xuan memang got 料 de weih,
geng dou ar,
dunno master give her jump grade anot.
Memang must give claps !

Bee Hee,
haiz... disappointed leh,
u no take test again.
U very good liao wat,
scare wat? go for it la.
*shake head

When master was announcing the results,
i was like crying,
too touch.

It's like looking at ur own kids graduate,
even myself graduate in primary school also no cry,
i cry for others to graduate.
Silly betul.

Today wake up early in the morning,
went to pre-exam class.

1 hours trip from my house to sungei buluh,
Syok betul to run on highway,
spam accelerating until 80km/h,
nvr drove so fast before.

Now no fears anymore.
The pre-exam i got 85 out of 100.
81 only pass de, not 60.

The examiner deduct one extra mark for my clothing,
what's wrong with my outfit?
i wore proper shoes,
collar t-shirt, long pants,
what's wrong?

Then my instrcutor ask me wanna give duit kopi anot on the way back home?
RM200 assure u pass on-the-road
as long as you put on ur seat belt,
didnt cross when the light is red.

It's like bribing is very systematic,
he say if i wan give it to the office,
they will settle with JPJ.
Optional too ! LOLs.

While on the way home,
it's a student pk student race.

Me vs a female driver.

My instructor and me get fed up with her slow driving,
at first i dare to overtake,
i scare the instructor scold me like last time,
你还L牌割什么车？

But today he also pissed off,
出右边signal割车，那个女孩子驾太慢了。
U know i like to show off de ma,
i wanna overtake her very long time liao,
just waiting for the "signal",
he OK i OK.

Just when i overtake,
i kept laughing for no reason,
LOLs.... Maybe i was pissed for too long,
finally can get revenge. Muahahaha.

I laught about 3mins,
i wan laught out loud,
i scare suddenly the instructor say 你笑什么？
LOLs. But for some reason i just cant stop laughing,
so i smile with a high cheek instead. LOLs.

Sadly, meet a few sakais on motorbikes,
the made me slow down,
the girl overtake me liao.

Stupid mat rempits,
driving lousy motorbikes still talk so loud,
angry betul. U drive Hard Rock types,
i follow at ur back. Honda ? Yamaha?
SIAM LA !!!

Then my instructor laught at me,
你看你让motor作么？那个女孩子追上你了咯。
Haiz...驾车还输给一个女孩子，你驾太慢了啦。
LOLs. At this moment i should be angry,
or at least felt humiliated,
but instead i kept laughing again. LOLs !!!

At home i look myself in the mirror,
2 weeks being a vase in taekwondo training,
my muscles are still tight,
driving really builds up ur body,
espcially ur steering has high friction,
and ur doing parking or turns
which required u to turn the steering to a maximum.

This coming friday,
this is it,
the day i waited since the day i realise the existance of automobile.
My real driving test !!!!

I'm Coming !!!!


fin~