Early in the morning,
mom woke me up.
She cooked breakfast.
GG, not we children cook.
She say nvm la,
because we always eat outside,
so mother's day she wanna show her motherly love,
and cook breakfast for us instead.
After that,
parent's went out.
GG, langsung no celebrate dou.
I finally sleep in the afternoon,
first time in the year of 2010.
Why?
I always think afternoon naps are a waste of time.
Just when i woke up,
mom called.
Asked me and sis to keep the clothes.
LOLs...... average betul,
so we good hearted children decided,
to hang up the clothes and fold them,
instead of just stacking them aside.
Night,
parent's back.
Normally got eat steak one,
mom say my homework haven finish,
went to Tsim Dung instead.
GG......... We ate hong kong char chan teng food,
and an extra french toast only.
Dad ordered another red bean milk shake,
it's like he's celebrating father's day. LOLs.
But at least he share with mom lah. Haha.
Nth liao. Now back home,
gonna do keratan majalah.
Tmr calculus test.
Zi Tie at school, cant do shu fa.
It's just another day.
Normally wanna drive mom out play today de,
unfortunately, driving test failed.
Gagal betul.......
Nvm la, next time father's day change to parent's day.
Re-celebrate mother's day.
Haha. Hope i wun fail driving test on June 3th again.
Fin~
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
Accidents Happen
Today went to Chess competition after school.
Really learnt alot of thing.
1st matvh vs a form one kid.
I see him very nervouse jiang,
but i showed no mercy,
i played with him cold hearted.
Me, the Knightman, use my Knight
to fork his rook and king at the same time,
his rook was destined to die.
Then his next move he didnt realise my knight
was covered which a bishop far away.
He used his second rook to pwned my knight.
within 0.5 seconds he took back the pieces after releasing them.
His acted innocent face,
manage to trigger my good heart,
so i let him do so. because there's a thing called Touch Move,
once u touch a particular piece u must move that piece.
So in the end i push until he left 3 pawns and a knight.
But i still loose the game.
Then many ppl started praising me.
They say i very geng can force the kid to the edge.
After the match i only realise he was school team's top 3.
GG, shouldn't let him take back,
but as a 君子 i decided to shut up,
i dunwan to be a sore looser,
i wan to be a 有礼让精神的君子。
Second match memang zadao.
My opponent too scare liao,
nvr appear in front of me.
15mins later he counted as disqualified.
I own 2 points for no reason.
As a 珍惜时间的君子,
i played with Hang.
4 matches,
2 win, 1 loose, 1 draw.
As I said, me the knightman,
keep forking him with my knight,
Hang play dou dulan. LOLs.
Third match now this is the real thing.
For some reason i started to Fat Gai Mang.
the the pic below.
i lost so many pieces liao. in the end i 1 move checkmate him.
GG.
I got two knights, one at e2.
i move to d4. his bishop at somewhere pwned it.
my queen at e1 move to G4 check plus fork him.
he block with bishop e7.
I pwn the other bishop i was forking then aim his rook at the corner.
for some reason he didnt notice, and moved his pawn G6.
my queen pwn his rook, then checkmate. LOLs.
4th match. Most sohai one.
Me vs Da Chuan. LOLs.
U hear the characters u alr know this match will be a sohai match.
The Well-knowned Black Jeans.
At first we shake hand with right hand,
then left hand, then high 5. LOLs.
Ok start.
Da Chuan keep repeating abt 体育精神,
so i follow his moto.
I show no mercy too. =)
Once again, 3rd time liao, me the Knightman,
forked his queen and rook with bishop as supporter.
he moved his queen, i pwn the rook.
Now he fat gai mang liao.
He move his queen again,
i pwned the Knight next to the rook i pwned before.
He laugh. LOLs.
I also laugh. He langsung didnt see dou.
But that time he very nervous liao.
he said 我看到我酱子就少两粒，我都绝望了。
GG!!!!!!
ZhenYan came to see us,
he said Wah Da Chuan....
aiyo, 我没有想到鸿毅会酱狼。
GG..... say like i play dou very unfriendly jiang.
so the match continues.
his queen pwned my pawn at C2,
i felt weird why he do so.
I noticed he wasn't aim any of my pieces,
so i moved my queen to align with his king to check him,
by moving my own knight in the way in the next move. (refer to the pic)
Then sekali he move his queen do D1,
and said checkmate. GG !!!!
I langsung fell into his trap.
We both sohais laughed for 5 minutes.
The organisers also cant stop us. GG !!!!!
Last match i free ppl pieces to checkmate them,
now DC free pieces to me to checkmate me.
GG. I die in my own medicine.
Macam that who who who die by 五马分尸 which himself invented。
LOLs. actually DC nervous because was looking super clearly,
and keep noticing the whole board whether his checkmate plan will work.
I alr pwn dou him shuang shuang 2 pawns, 1 rook, 1 knight,
he also scare dou jue wang liao he own 2 pawns only. (see pic),
suddenly his checkmate plan worked out.
We laughed like hiennas. LOLs.
It was really a nice match.
All 3 matches waas nice too.
Other than the chicken which ran away in my second match.
If next year got chess competition sure partcipate again.
LOLs. Da Chuan. Good game !!!!! hou !!!!
fin~
Really learnt alot of thing.
1st matvh vs a form one kid.
I see him very nervouse jiang,
but i showed no mercy,
i played with him cold hearted.
Me, the Knightman, use my Knight
to fork his rook and king at the same time,
his rook was destined to die.
Then his next move he didnt realise my knight
was covered which a bishop far away.
He used his second rook to pwned my knight.
within 0.5 seconds he took back the pieces after releasing them.
His acted innocent face,
manage to trigger my good heart,
so i let him do so. because there's a thing called Touch Move,
once u touch a particular piece u must move that piece.
So in the end i push until he left 3 pawns and a knight.
But i still loose the game.
Then many ppl started praising me.
They say i very geng can force the kid to the edge.
After the match i only realise he was school team's top 3.
GG, shouldn't let him take back,
but as a 君子 i decided to shut up,
i dunwan to be a sore looser,
i wan to be a 有礼让精神的君子。
Second match memang zadao.
My opponent too scare liao,
nvr appear in front of me.
15mins later he counted as disqualified.
I own 2 points for no reason.
As a 珍惜时间的君子,
i played with Hang.
4 matches,
2 win, 1 loose, 1 draw.
As I said, me the knightman,
keep forking him with my knight,
Hang play dou dulan. LOLs.
Third match now this is the real thing.
For some reason i started to Fat Gai Mang.
the the pic below.
i lost so many pieces liao. in the end i 1 move checkmate him.
GG.
I got two knights, one at e2.
i move to d4. his bishop at somewhere pwned it.
my queen at e1 move to G4 check plus fork him.
he block with bishop e7.
I pwn the other bishop i was forking then aim his rook at the corner.
for some reason he didnt notice, and moved his pawn G6.
my queen pwn his rook, then checkmate. LOLs.
4th match. Most sohai one.
Me vs Da Chuan. LOLs.
U hear the characters u alr know this match will be a sohai match.
The Well-knowned Black Jeans.
At first we shake hand with right hand,
then left hand, then high 5. LOLs.
Ok start.
Da Chuan keep repeating abt 体育精神,
so i follow his moto.
I show no mercy too. =)
Once again, 3rd time liao, me the Knightman,
forked his queen and rook with bishop as supporter.
he moved his queen, i pwn the rook.
Now he fat gai mang liao.
He move his queen again,
i pwned the Knight next to the rook i pwned before.
He laugh. LOLs.
I also laugh. He langsung didnt see dou.
But that time he very nervous liao.
he said 我看到我酱子就少两粒，我都绝望了。
GG!!!!!!
ZhenYan came to see us,
he said Wah Da Chuan....
aiyo, 我没有想到鸿毅会酱狼。
GG..... say like i play dou very unfriendly jiang.
so the match continues.
his queen pwned my pawn at C2,
i felt weird why he do so.
I noticed he wasn't aim any of my pieces,
so i moved my queen to align with his king to check him,
by moving my own knight in the way in the next move. (refer to the pic)
Then sekali he move his queen do D1,
and said checkmate. GG !!!!
I langsung fell into his trap.
We both sohais laughed for 5 minutes.
The organisers also cant stop us. GG !!!!!
Last match i free ppl pieces to checkmate them,
now DC free pieces to me to checkmate me.
GG. I die in my own medicine.
Macam that who who who die by 五马分尸 which himself invented。
LOLs. actually DC nervous because was looking super clearly,
and keep noticing the whole board whether his checkmate plan will work.
I alr pwn dou him shuang shuang 2 pawns, 1 rook, 1 knight,
he also scare dou jue wang liao he own 2 pawns only. (see pic),
suddenly his checkmate plan worked out.
We laughed like hiennas. LOLs.
It was really a nice match.
All 3 matches waas nice too.
Other than the chicken which ran away in my second match.
If next year got chess competition sure partcipate again.
LOLs. Da Chuan. Good game !!!!! hou !!!!
fin~
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Malay-sia BOLEH !
As you are aware,
i went to driving test today.
Early in the morning went to Stenven's Corner for breakfast,
because it is near the assembly point.
I orders a teh tarik,
and a roti telur.
The Teh tarik is served i was trying to fix my phone's memory card,
which spoiled yesterday AGAIN !.
Ok the roti telur served,
i cut it into pieces,
the bus came.
Shit.....
I only manage to finish half,
and my teh tarik only drank 1/5.
Totally wasted.
Meet an old classmate at the driving school.
She failed once liao, this is her second time.
So my test starts,
i was on number 9.
each batch have 6 candidates,
so i'm in the second batch.
The stupid malay girl came back,
her car didnt parked properly nvm,
i'm trained so i can control.
The first thing is to do the slope,
ur front wheeles must landed exactly in the yellow line,
on the top of the hill.
As i said the car wasnt park properly,
i need to look outside the right mirror
to check on my wheels,
plus use my common sense to move my car to the center.
Suddenly i feel the car was abit weird,
perhaps i'm used to the 5522
which i used to trained with in stead of this new car.
Fine i'm on the top,
i double checked and raise my hand to show i'm done.
The XXXXing examiner came out from his seat,
SHIT now i'm really really really nervous.
If anything happens damn u malay zabo.
Ok the examiner say clear.
Now is balancing.
First u go 1st gear,
second, accelerate until the lvl 3 or abv,
3rd, slowly release ur clutch,
4th when u car is shaking then release the hand brakes and move on.
I was damn nervous,
i forgot to do step 2 then i fell back the hill.
Shit, Gagal.
The assistant examiner came in,
tell me i fail liao.
Then scolded me for turning the aircond on.
Shit you zabokia !
Really hot izzit dun wear tudung la. XXX !
Nor wonder my car no power when going up,
not to mention i cant do balancing well.
If u didnt release ur cluth well,
a LVL5 engine power guarantee u can move across the hill,
but very noisy only. So wat? Noisy engine can still pass.
I step on the accelerator until 3 liao which is standard power,
the engine still silent.
Really thanks to you. Claps.
Bumiputera boleh !!!!
Back to talk to the 2 frens i met up with.
They tried to cheer me up,
how can i possibly be fine?
when u feel so helpless that there are no second chances given,
only a second examination fees awaits,
u wun be satisfied !
They say dun worry,
you still got On-The-Road.
They tried to scare me,
u no rasuah ar? then u be careful lo.
GG !!!!!!!!!
Ok On-The-Road session.
i drive out the centre savely,
and i ask,
erm nak guna jalan mana? 1,2 atau 3?
tak tau o, kamu suka la. (shit.... you dun have a direction in mind?)
har?!
erm ikut kereta di hadapan tu.
ok. (u change memang fast ar.)
biasanya jalan mana yang pendek?
kalau mau jalan pendek ialah jalan 3 la.
ok pergi jalan 3 la.
jalan 1 and 2 memang sama punya.
On the way he keep asking me to accelerate.
I dunwan i wan kept constant at 50, because 60 is the limit.
Then there was a section which u need to slow down ur car,
max 30km/h, because there's a school.
And he keep asking me to drive faster also.
I know i no rasuah u wan play me izzit? i dun ar u blow ar?
Ei pandu cepat sikit la.
Tak boleh la, sini sekolah 30km/h sahaja.
Saya tau. Tak apa, jalan lah.
tak boleh la. (no bird him, i kept at 30km/h)
PUI ! i 31km/h then wat?
turun ! saya pandu balik?! In Ur Dreams !!!!!
On the road he keep stomping his keep,
like a 3years old begging for candy,
at first i tot he was giving signs,
in the end he was just stomping for fun.
ZZZZZZ.
Ok On-The-Road passed.
Honestly i rather fail.
why?
u still need to take another day to go for the test,
u test 2 sessions and 1 session also RM150.
Why work so hard when u are forced to come again?
JPJ boleh. Schedule my centre for exams only once per forthnight,
May 20th mid year exam,
Jun 3rd liao lo. CLAPS !!!!!
Malaysia BOLEH !!!!!
MEMANG BOLEH !!!!!
pls dun sure me i takda duit. quote Namewee.
Fin~
i went to driving test today.
Early in the morning went to Stenven's Corner for breakfast,
because it is near the assembly point.
I orders a teh tarik,
and a roti telur.
The Teh tarik is served i was trying to fix my phone's memory card,
which spoiled yesterday AGAIN !.
Ok the roti telur served,
i cut it into pieces,
the bus came.
Shit.....
I only manage to finish half,
and my teh tarik only drank 1/5.
Totally wasted.
Meet an old classmate at the driving school.
She failed once liao, this is her second time.
So my test starts,
i was on number 9.
each batch have 6 candidates,
so i'm in the second batch.
The stupid malay girl came back,
her car didnt parked properly nvm,
i'm trained so i can control.
The first thing is to do the slope,
ur front wheeles must landed exactly in the yellow line,
on the top of the hill.
As i said the car wasnt park properly,
i need to look outside the right mirror
to check on my wheels,
plus use my common sense to move my car to the center.
Suddenly i feel the car was abit weird,
perhaps i'm used to the 5522
which i used to trained with in stead of this new car.
Fine i'm on the top,
i double checked and raise my hand to show i'm done.
The XXXXing examiner came out from his seat,
SHIT now i'm really really really nervous.
If anything happens damn u malay zabo.
Ok the examiner say clear.
Now is balancing.
First u go 1st gear,
second, accelerate until the lvl 3 or abv,
3rd, slowly release ur clutch,
4th when u car is shaking then release the hand brakes and move on.
I was damn nervous,
i forgot to do step 2 then i fell back the hill.
Shit, Gagal.
The assistant examiner came in,
tell me i fail liao.
Then scolded me for turning the aircond on.
Shit you zabokia !
Really hot izzit dun wear tudung la. XXX !
Nor wonder my car no power when going up,
not to mention i cant do balancing well.
If u didnt release ur cluth well,
a LVL5 engine power guarantee u can move across the hill,
but very noisy only. So wat? Noisy engine can still pass.
I step on the accelerator until 3 liao which is standard power,
the engine still silent.
Really thanks to you. Claps.
Bumiputera boleh !!!!
Back to talk to the 2 frens i met up with.
They tried to cheer me up,
how can i possibly be fine?
when u feel so helpless that there are no second chances given,
only a second examination fees awaits,
u wun be satisfied !
They say dun worry,
you still got On-The-Road.
They tried to scare me,
u no rasuah ar? then u be careful lo.
GG !!!!!!!!!
Ok On-The-Road session.
i drive out the centre savely,
and i ask,
erm nak guna jalan mana? 1,2 atau 3?
tak tau o, kamu suka la. (shit.... you dun have a direction in mind?)
har?!
erm ikut kereta di hadapan tu.
ok. (u change memang fast ar.)
biasanya jalan mana yang pendek?
kalau mau jalan pendek ialah jalan 3 la.
ok pergi jalan 3 la.
jalan 1 and 2 memang sama punya.
On the way he keep asking me to accelerate.
I dunwan i wan kept constant at 50, because 60 is the limit.
Then there was a section which u need to slow down ur car,
max 30km/h, because there's a school.
And he keep asking me to drive faster also.
I know i no rasuah u wan play me izzit? i dun ar u blow ar?
Ei pandu cepat sikit la.
Tak boleh la, sini sekolah 30km/h sahaja.
Saya tau. Tak apa, jalan lah.
tak boleh la. (no bird him, i kept at 30km/h)
PUI ! i 31km/h then wat?
turun ! saya pandu balik?! In Ur Dreams !!!!!
On the road he keep stomping his keep,
like a 3years old begging for candy,
at first i tot he was giving signs,
in the end he was just stomping for fun.
ZZZZZZ.
Ok On-The-Road passed.
Honestly i rather fail.
why?
u still need to take another day to go for the test,
u test 2 sessions and 1 session also RM150.
Why work so hard when u are forced to come again?
JPJ boleh. Schedule my centre for exams only once per forthnight,
May 20th mid year exam,
Jun 3rd liao lo. CLAPS !!!!!
Malaysia BOLEH !!!!!
MEMANG BOLEH !!!!!
pls dun sure me i takda duit. quote Namewee.
Fin~
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
before driving test
finally the day is here,
my once in a life time driving test.
Just now consult Jenny abt the procedures on taking lift,
now i can go the test without hesitation liao.
Memang must pass the test,
la time tio alot of marks deducted during the pre-exam.
this time cannot loose too much mark liao.
Hope i can don well in the slope,
others :parking, 3-point turn, and on the road i boleh one.
Go Martin !!!!
Martin Express is coming soon.
Very soon !!!
fin~
my once in a life time driving test.
Just now consult Jenny abt the procedures on taking lift,
now i can go the test without hesitation liao.
Memang must pass the test,
la time tio alot of marks deducted during the pre-exam.
this time cannot loose too much mark liao.
Hope i can don well in the slope,
others :parking, 3-point turn, and on the road i boleh one.
Go Martin !!!!
Martin Express is coming soon.
Very soon !!!
fin~
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